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Feb. 22nd, 2012 04:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
singlepistolandaroseKaren has been going a little nuts with the alchemiter, which means hey, time to make a big ol' inventory post!
Things in Karen's grill include:
ETERNAL ROSSO, an engraved revolver
LAPIS OF SHIT REVOLVER, a very fragile and unreliable gun
ROOT OF ALL EVIL, a bigger and more fancily engraved revolver
TREE OF KNOWLEDGE, a seriously huge revolver, big enough to shoot whole apples
38 ACRE SPECIAL, no, really, the barrel on this thing is impractical
SLEDGE, a revolver with a heavy butt
CAVE DIGGER, a revolver designed to shoot piercing rounds
BLUE IVY, a revolver with a scope, also designed to shoot piercing rounds
JAKOBS LADDER, a revolver that is less of a revolver and more of a shotgun
VOLUMIZING GRENADES, grenades primed with hair product and an enormous percussive blast
SPEECH BOMB, a superpowered grenade that does all its dirty work with shockwaves
RESEARCH NOTES, mostly on her dead father
MASSIVE UNABRIDGED ACCOUNTING TOME, largely useless
PAGEMASTER'S CAP, rolled up newspaper as functional as it is fashionable
HIDEOUS BALL OF PAPIER-MÂCHÉ, disgusting to touch and offensive to look at
ACCENT TIMEPIECE, a dripping, gross accessory that keeps absolutely terrible time
GOOEY INTERFACE, a tiny and portable communications device
TOMMY FLOWERS COLOSSUS BLOSSOM, a wrist-mounted computer and her current means of communication
LAPIS SEEDS, small crystals that confer magnificent magical powers
ANTI-LAPIS, a small crystal that seems to produce the opposite of anything alchemized with it
BULLETS and PIERCING ROUNDS, standard ammunition
A RING, golden (but not a real gold ring; that's cruel)
SPRINGS, COGS, and other TINY BITS OF METAL
NEEDLES, or especially pointy STRAIGHTENED SPRINGS, whichever you prefer
HAIR PRODUCT in positively ludicrous amounts
An EXCELLENT HAT, adorned with an ARTIFICIAL ROSE
Things in Karen's grill include:
ETERNAL ROSSO, an engraved revolver
LAPIS OF SHIT REVOLVER, a very fragile and unreliable gun
ROOT OF ALL EVIL, a bigger and more fancily engraved revolver
TREE OF KNOWLEDGE, a seriously huge revolver, big enough to shoot whole apples
38 ACRE SPECIAL, no, really, the barrel on this thing is impractical
SLEDGE, a revolver with a heavy butt
CAVE DIGGER, a revolver designed to shoot piercing rounds
BLUE IVY, a revolver with a scope, also designed to shoot piercing rounds
JAKOBS LADDER, a revolver that is less of a revolver and more of a shotgun
VOLUMIZING GRENADES, grenades primed with hair product and an enormous percussive blast
SPEECH BOMB, a superpowered grenade that does all its dirty work with shockwaves
RESEARCH NOTES, mostly on her dead father
MASSIVE UNABRIDGED ACCOUNTING TOME, largely useless
PAGEMASTER'S CAP, rolled up newspaper as functional as it is fashionable
HIDEOUS BALL OF PAPIER-MÂCHÉ, disgusting to touch and offensive to look at
ACCENT TIMEPIECE, a dripping, gross accessory that keeps absolutely terrible time
GOOEY INTERFACE, a tiny and portable communications device
TOMMY FLOWERS COLOSSUS BLOSSOM, a wrist-mounted computer and her current means of communication
LAPIS SEEDS, small crystals that confer magnificent magical powers
ANTI-LAPIS, a small crystal that seems to produce the opposite of anything alchemized with it
BULLETS and PIERCING ROUNDS, standard ammunition
A RING, golden (but not a real gold ring; that's cruel)
SPRINGS, COGS, and other TINY BITS OF METAL
NEEDLES, or especially pointy STRAIGHTENED SPRINGS, whichever you prefer
HAIR PRODUCT in positively ludicrous amounts
An EXCELLENT HAT, adorned with an ARTIFICIAL ROSE